Hello World. I have this fascination with the idea of being careful about what you wish for. A real "glass half empty" kind of mindset.
Fortune cookies are a nightmare for me. All of these great things are promised. Fortune! Popularity! Wishes come true! So much opportunity for disaster that it gives me hives (not literally, that would be a disaster).
I always imagine how these fortunes could come true in the worst possible way. So I thought I'd share these warped imaginings, what could possibly go wrong?